This Room Is Monitored For Security Purposes Only

 Its 9:30am right now, not the time for me to be posting a daily blog, as most of the day hasn't happened yet. Or has it? But back to why I am writing so early. I am sitting on the floor, against the wall, in Rood Hall doing my homework and I look to my right because I heard "... Just like in Star Wars" coming from a lecture hall. But a sign on the wall caught my eye. It says "This Room Is Monitored For Security Purposes Only", and I was thinking about why they had to have that sign up, then it occurred to me... rule #34.


 I want to vote for the Governor this year, so I am probably going to head to the Secretary of State at some point today for an absentee ballot. Hopefully I can con Grant in to joining me. Although, if he has any intentions of voting for Snyder... he is definitely not coming with me. That being said, I hope he doesn't read this before I ask him to come with me.


 So in my astronomy class this morning, a really cute girl sat next to me. Now to fully understand the significance of that, you must understand that there are around 77 people in the class, and somewhere around 150 seats in the lecture hall. So she wasn't forced by any means to sit next to me. Also, to make it even better... she said "hi!"! We talked a bit during the hour, so that was really cool! Definitely the highlight of my morning!


 Grant and I are going to try to get Alana to learn Korean. She speaks Korean, Grant speaks Arabic(and spanish, but that takes away from the point I'm trying to make), and I speak German. Alana(Kim Jong-il), Grant(Sadam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, or Mahmoud Ahmadinejad), and I(Adolf Hitler) will take over the world! Of course in our quest for global domination, there will be no fear of nuclear war, no threat of terrorism, and the Jews will live on peacefully(go fuck yourself Cartman!). We might have to do something about that stupid country between Canada and Mexico, but that will probably be the only major (hopefully non-violent), confrontation during our rule as supreme leaders of awesome. My first act as supreme ruler, I will make "Take the Time" by Dream Theater, Earths national anthem. The national anthem will be subject to change at any given time, for any reason that I see fit.


 Grant, are you happier now with my paragraph breaks?

Things Professor Burns Says in Class:
1- "Who has gone swimming in a pool and swam to the bottom? *Entire classes raises their hands* Everybody... you guys are doers!"
2- "This is a tuning fork, and if I hit my hand with it... it hurts"
3- "*Climbs on to the front counter, and walks over a hollow part of it. Jumps up and down a couple times* I'm not sure how sturdy that is...."