Can I Get Some Chapstick?

Today in class, Professor Burns definitely had one of his better days. That being said, I am going to start out with Things Professor Burns Says.

Things Professor Burns Says:

1- "I'm feeling unusually happy today, I think I'm going to give you all 10 free points on the semester exam. *cheers from the class* Just keep in mind, the exam is worth 20,000 points"

2- "The administration won't allow me to do the demonstration, so I have to show you the video instead. You'll see that it involves a long glass tube with tiny holes in it, connected to a speaker and a tank of propane gas. So absolutely nothing can go wrong there."

3- "*After his demonstration tool fails, he has to use both his hands to hold a string and strum the string with his mouth* See, you can play the guitar with your mouth.... does anyone have any chapstick?"

4- Student: "I don't mean to be 'That Guy' but isn't that supposed to be a capital 'f'?" Prof. Burns: "Yes it is, I guess I'm still concentrating on my chapped lips. Thank you that guy."

The video, is the second time he played the little demo thing with his mouth, so it isn't very long. But you still get the picture!